It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."

What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!

What type of pine has the sharpest needles?
Answer: A porcupine.

What is the best key to get at Christmas?
Answer: A turkey!

The month of December has something which no other month has- what is that?
Answer: The letter D.

What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
Answer: The "elf"-abet!

Elves make sandwiches with what type of bread?
Answer: shortbread of course!
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band?
Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!

What is the popular name of a snowman in the summer?
Answer: Puddles.

How do you know if a snowman was in your bed?
Answer: You wake up wet!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

It was a romantic full moon when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, Baby, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang....."Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."